Starting Off

Well hello there, you magnificent being who so brilliantly chose to read about beer!

As the name of this website suggests, I think beer is fucking cool. I just absolutely love beer. Everything about it. I drink it, I brew it, I talk about it endlessly because I have that crazy-child-chess-prodigy-like obsession with it. Okay, maybe not that extreme an obsession with it, but beer is my passion. So, nothing makes me want to smack someone across the head with a finely crafted wooden tap handle more than when they say they “don’t like beer.” Excuse me? Alright, granted, physical violence may be taking it a bit far, but what a ridiculous statement! You don’t like beer? No, no, my friend; You just haven’t had a beer that you’ve liked.

I suppose you could say my aim here with this site is to help you on your journey of finding a delicious enough beer to make you stop uttering that phrase I despise so much. Or maybe I’m just writing whatever the fuck I feel like about beer and posting it for the world to see. The latter is probably the more likely of the two, if I’m being completely honest. You’ll have to work with me here; I’m not too sure yet what this beast will be. I promise you, this will not be some weird personal blog where I tell you how a squirrel came up to me in my dream and told me to lose 10 lbs. (what a dick, that squirrel). This site will be completely about beer, anything and everything to do with it. A crazy new concoction that’s come out? Done. A cool new brewery someone’s heard about? On here. Seasonal beer choice? Posted. Funny beer pictures or ridiculous stories of drunkenness involving beer? You bet your ass!

This is going to be the first of (hopefully) many posts on this site. Beer Is Fucking Cool is still very much a work in progress, so I hope whomever is doing me the honor of reading this right now will also just stick with me, and keep coming back to see what else is in store.

Awesomeness awaits, my friends!